The Plutocracy's Useful Idiots

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“Out of Touch” — Duncan Garner

by Consul Firmin

In the New Zealand media environment, when a woman asks a man–politely–to call her by her actual title, it isn’t even surprising when the man makes fun of her. And that’s really sad. Don’t get me wrong: we’re all for making fun of politicians–when they fuck up. Hey, even when they don’t. By all means, score points off politicians‘ mistakes, their silly choices, their bad decisions, their utter fucking incompetence and stupidity. But please, don’t score points off a woman’s right to be addressed politely. Especially if you’re a man. You’ll just sound like a petulant, sexist piece of shit. A very out of touch piece of shit.

/endrant

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Slavery is Freedom

by Consul Firmin

Rodney Hide’s latest offering is the usual cry-wank of the frustrated rich libertard, puling and whining about the evils of democracy like a frustrated teenager sobbing “it’s just not fair” when they’re asked to wash the dishes. It’s impossible to argue substantive points with these idiots, because libertarians–like UFO-cultists, 9/11 truthers and climate change deniers–are conspiracy theorists, and thus impervious to things like, I dunno, “standards of evidence required to hold beliefs about the world.” (NB: the fact that most climate change deniers are also libertarians is telling.) People who actually understand economics can dismantle the claims of Hide’s article, but I want to draw attention here to the basic shittiness of Hide’s thinking and writing in general. Jolisa Gracewood pointed out on twitter that this particular article is a lazy cut and paste job from wikipedia.

This isn’t the first time Hide’s based his argument on a shoddy wiki-search though. In this article about housing and urban sprawl in Auckland, he claims that

Auckland’s people density is already way out of whack given New Zealand’s population and land area. The density within the fence is 2375 Aucklanders a square kilometre. The council’s aim is to bump that to 3500. Auckland’s density is nearly twice that of Chicago (population nine million).

Here’s what the wikipedia page for Chicago’s demographics says:

The 2000 United States Census had shown the population density of the city itself was 12,750.3 people per square mile (4,923.0/km²), making it one of the nation’s most densely populated cities.

(By the way, wikipedia estimates the current population density of Chicago at 4,447.4/km2.) According to Hide, Auckland’s population density is twice that of Chicago. But wikipedia tells us that the population density of Chicago is roughly 5000 people per square kilometre, while Auckland’s is well under 2500 people per square kilometre. So Hide has just relied on a “fact” that is almost the exact opposite of the truth to bolster his argument. How did he make such a colossal (and colossally convenient for his argument) fuck-up?

Oh that’s right, he’s comparing the Greater Chicago Metropolitan Area with inner-city Auckland. The numbers almost fit. Hell, he should have just invited a few friends round for a game of twister, measured the population density of the board after they’d put away a few drinks, and then he could claim that Auckland’s the most densely packed city OMG IN THE UNIVERSE based on that fact.

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Not Pictured: Libertarian Idiot

Now, I don’t think Hide’s deliberately lying, though I wouldn’t put it past him. He’s just done a lazy wiki search, seen a few numbers that supported the argument he wanted to make and lined up with his ideology, and banged out an article which was then published in the country’s major newspaper. This is fucked up. It’s bad enough that libertarian cultists are given a forum to wank on about their bizarre worldview, but at the very least you’d think they could be fact-checked before they went to print.

There’s a funny side to this though. As newspapers and publishers come under increasing pressure to turn copy and up page-views, they seem obliged to weaken their content by employing trolls like Rodney Hide to have (paraphrasing Stuart Lee) their outrageously offensive opinions to deadline every week. Ironically then, we have a situation where a market-based approach leads directly to a poorer-quality, less trustworthy product. Almost as if market-libertarianism is a crock of utter fuckshit.

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by Consul Firmin

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“60 People, Mainly Middle-Aged Men”

by Consul Firmin

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

 

I’m sorry, that’s undignified. But not nearly as undignified as the sight that greeted Ansell on Saturday. Sixty-odd doddery old racists gathering to whine about Maori “privilege” [sic] and whinge about how “their” [sic] land has been given away to “the Maoris” [sic].
I’m heartened by this news. It could hardly be further from the “groundswell” of public support that Ansell has been predicting. It’s good to know that at least blatant racism is gasping its last.

 

Actually, it wouldn’t surprise me if Ansell’s had some sort of conversion, and is now actively working for the other side. This latest round of lectures he’s engaging in seem perfectly calculated to bring about (even more) widespread public ridicule onto Ansell, his followers, and their beliefs. Well done John!

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by Consul Firmin

Gordon Campbell writes brilliantly as usual on the Nats’ employment law changes, but I have one question: is he cutting the National government too much slack? Maybe we’re supposed to read between the lines here, but it seems like he’s explaining the Nats’ decisions simply in terms of their incompetence. For example:

Given all the social and economic problems facing New Zealand thanks to the precarious state of the economy and the job market, why is the Key government choosing to make the jobs of the people working in rest homes less secure, and even more poorly paid than they are now? What it suggests is that the centre right really doesn’t have a clue about how to grow an economy. All they do is to throw freebies to business in the form of tax breaks and regressive labour laws. Again, we’re seeing more 19th century solutions for 21st century problems from this government.

This is damning, but I can’t help feeling it’s not damning enough; I don’t think National are slashing protections for workers and removing their rights in a desperate attempt to make conditions better for the workers themselves, I think they’re doing this to make life easier for their fellow plutocrats in big business. This isn’t incompetence, it’s malice and greed.

So Obvious

by Consul Firmin

Can anyone deny that the National government’s goals fit perfectly within the general worldwide trend exemplified by neo-liberalism? Is there a single shred of evidence to the contrary? This week we learn that they have made further “progress” in their mission to create a low-skill, low-wage workforce, where workers have the minimum possible rights and protections from their bosses, and where low-income earners exist in a constant state of vulnerability, wondering where the next pay cheque is coming from, unable to organise to improve their position for fear of losing their jobs. National are determined to create a precariat workforce, for the benefit of the rich who will have a large, cheap, docile labour pool to exploit to their hearts’ content, and to the detriment of the poor, who will make up this workforce, and live in misery. They are succeeding.

Colin Craig: We Should Let Children Starve So That Their Parents Stop Letting Them Starve

by Consul Firmin

his head / Crested aloft, and carbuncle his eyes; With burnished neck of verdant gold

There’s been a lot of talk lately about how much Colin Craig misses pretty much every good point that Jesus ever made. This makes for good humour (I’m always happy to mock nasty little bigots like Colin Craig), but it ignores the extent to which Craig’s (henceforth CC) rhetoric and approach aligns itself with a religious tradition stretching back to . . . well, Genesis.

When CC says something like this:

Where a child is regularly sent to school without a lunch, the parent is being delinquent. Proposed solutions such as state funding of school lunches, which Bill English says the Government is open to, will only encourage this delinquent behaviour. . . We recognise that it is entirely inappropriate to encourage other bad behaviours. We don’t encourage people to take illegal drugs, or to drink too much.

What he really means is this:

The right, and the religious right in particular, is notorious for this. Think of the pedophile Catholic priests who’ve blamed their victims for their own molestations, Rachel Corrie being blamed for her own death, Todd Akin in particular but practically the entire Republican party of America for implying that if a woman gets raped it’s her fault, the list could go on. It’s not at all surprising that CC has joined in, though, when you consider that this attitude that the victim should be blamed (and, especially, oh so especially, punished)  for the evil deeds perpetrated against them has a pedigree (in the Western tradition) dating back to the Fall. Eve gets suckered by the arch-betrayer himself: ooh, time to leave the Garden of Eden, kids. And by the way, women? childbirth is going to suck from now on. And then there’s the doctrine of Original Sin, a later development, to be sure, but one that ensures that even if you bought the lie that Eve was responsible for the Fall, the victims will continue to be blamed (and punished) for eternity. I don’t need to remind anyone of what happened to Jesus, do I?

Combine all of this with The Bible’s appalling record on child abuse, and you start to get some inkling of where CC’s evil ideas stem from: straight from the big guy in the sky himself. We shouldn’t be surprised that this policy, which comes down to letting children starve so that their parents stop letting them starve*, has been proposed by this religious nutjob then–he’s just doing what religious nutjobs have been doing since God created the universe 6000-odd years ago.

Finally, the title of CC’s press release puts another spin on things, and suggests an altogether different provenance for his recent policy:

Delinquent Parents Shouldn’t Get Lunch

“Delinquent Parents.” Yeah, you read that right. Not so much weasel words here as an outright lie designed to make anyone stupid enough to fall for it believe that it’ll actually be the “delinquent” parents who are suffering, not their children. In Paradise Lost, Milton writes, with another famous liar in mind:

neither man nor angel can discern hypocrisy, the only evil that walks invisible, except to God alone.

Milton was referring to the world before the Fall though, and we’ve come a long way since then, what with rationalism and science and technology and medicine and all, so we can call this for the evil, lying bullshit that it is. Colin Craig thinks children should suffer.

*Actually, parents don’t tend to let their children starve. Poverty is something the existence of which societies decide to allow. But that’s another post.

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