Beltway Drinking Games – Duncan Garner, obviously.

by Consul Firmin

If you’re anything like us here at The Plutocracy’s Useful Idiots, then you’ll surely agree that if there’s one thing about New Zealand politics that will drive you to drink, it’s the specialist coverage. We hope you will enjoy these step-by-step guides to making the whole process more fun for everyone.


Watch one of Duncan Garner’s reports. Every time uses the word ‘obviously’, all players must drink.


Now pick one of his blog posts at random. Every time he poses a rhetorical question, all players must drink.


Repeat until all players are visibly sweaty.