National in wonderland: it just gets ‘Curia’ser and ‘Curia’ser…

by cemeteryjones

Interesting poll spotted over at Kiwiblog today. It seems that no-mates National are trying to decide who Jonkey needs to have that cup of tea with next year.

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Meanwhile, rumours abound that Jonkey will be opening his 2014 election campaign by singing a rousing cover of Stuck in the Middle With You, backed up by all star covers band Asset Stealer’s Wheel.

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‘Parties to the left of me, parties to the right, here I am stuck in the middle without a clue’.